J-Watt

whoistravisclark:

Bill Doc:  Hey man, I have bad news.

Travis:  I don’t want to hear it.

Bill Doc:  It’s Bob.

Travis:  WTF!?!

Bill Doc:  Bob died last night.

Travis:  I felt it in my stomach that you were going to say that.

Bill Doc:  I’m sorry man, he lived through a lot.

Travis:  let’s take a moment of silence.

Bill Doc:  Ok.

Travis:  …..

Bill Doc:  ……

Travis:  Dude, I’m so bummed.

Bill Doc:  I know, me too, my mom thinks that the air freshener in the bathroom might have leaked into the bowl.

Travis:  What!!! How does that happen??

Bill Doc:  I don’t know.

Travis:  I feel like throwing up.

Bill Doc:  I didn’t want to tell you man because I knew you would be upset.

Travis:  RIP Bob.  No goldfish will ever be as good as him.

Bill Doc:  True.

Travis:  I’m gonna go mourn the death of my goldfish, I’ll talk to you later.

Bill Doc:  Haha, alright man.

It happened…the impossible….I thought Bob was like Iron Man except Iron Fish… It’s true when the say that nothing gold can stay. 

Before his death Bob got to visit:

Florida

Georgia

Alabama

Louisiana

Mississippi

Tennessee

Kansas

Missouri

New Mexico

Colorado

Utah

Nebraska

Iowa

Illinois

Indiana

Kentucky

Ohio

Pennsylvania

Connecticut

Vermont

New York

New Jersey

Maryland

West Virginia

Virginia

North Carolina

South Carolina

he even made it through the border into Montreal and Toronto Canada!!  He survived a U-Haul trip from Nashville TN to Bradenton FL.  Bob lived a good life and I’m glad that in the short time he was alive, I got to take him around the country.

RIP Bob….the Greatest Goldfish ever!

Daily Advice:

Unfortunately, nothing Gold can Stay…especially a ‘gold’ fish named Bob.

 I want a goldfish.